SPICES I HAVE

Common Name : Silver Gourami
Scientific Name : Trichogaster microlepis

Number Of Stock : 5 pcs

ROCKSTARR VS BEHOLDER

rockstarr is hunting beholder ;D

beholder : 142EP

beholder drop : plate armour , holy discus , holy lance , wizard hat , sapphire

A BIKER

A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event.

The reporter says, "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."

The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right."

The reporter says, "Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?"

The biker replies, "I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican."

The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on front page: U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

"Luck is when preparation meets opportunity"

BEER ADVISORY WARNING

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

SCRACK !

woah , awake awake !
it's 7 a.m already , i still can't sleep , what happen orh ?
now just laying on my bed and mp3-ing ~
scrack scrack !!

CELEBRATE TANG YUAN FESTIVAL

hello ppol (;

this's not a bird egg or fish ball.

this's called ' TANG YUAN ' in chinese.

hmm , other name i also dunno ;p

We make this for tomorrow morning because tomorrow is a biggest festival for chinese (;

so i upload some of the picture (;

cute right ? ;p

FISHING

woah , what a big fish !!

pumpkinseed panfish (;

florida dorado , nice fish !!

using fish stringer to catch those fish ~